Simply Beautiful❤
  • Uterus: oh you wanna be comfy and have a nice day?
  • Me: please don't
  • Uterus: wouldnt it be a shame
  • Me:
  • Uterus: if I just
  • Me:
  • Uterus: HERES PAIN AND BLOOD AND DEATH. OH YOU LIKED THOSE PANTIES? THAT SUCKS BECAUSE BLOOD. OH YOU WERE COMFORTABLE? THAT SUCKS BECAUSE PAIN BITCH.
  • Me: I'm getting a sex change its decided

(Source: aronpaull)

croutoncat:

weekends go by in like 1.5 seconds