stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all
*thinks about you*
*doesn’t text you*
tumblr has given me the ability to laugh at the stupidest shit in the world
in my head
with a straight face.
It’s a learned trait.
mary j blige is the queen of dance
yall gotta chill
Nothing instills more panic than loosing control of a bouncy ball inside your house.