- Uterus: oh you wanna be comfy and have a nice day?
- Me: please don't
- Uterus: wouldnt it be a shame
- Uterus: if I just
- Uterus: HERES PAIN AND BLOOD AND DEATH. OH YOU LIKED THOSE PANTIES? THAT SUCKS BECAUSE BLOOD. OH YOU WERE COMFORTABLE? THAT SUCKS BECAUSE PAIN BITCH.
- Me: I'm getting a sex change its decided
weekends go by in like 1.5 seconds